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A Dwarf Named Ron

from The Feast Of The Mantis by Hondo

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Somewhere a dwarf named Ron is pissed that no one will hear his story because Sisyphus threw it away.

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The Golblins, the Trolls, the Ogres and Gnolls
They all laughed at a dwarf named Ron
But the dragons didn't laugh
'Cause after all they're dragons
And dragons don't care about a dwarf named Ron

Under the ground in a dark dreary cave
Lived a dwarf and his name was Ron
And in his dreary cave he baked his bread
And he dreamed about finding a woman

Long ago he had a girl and her name was Carl
"Carl's a funny name for a girl!" thought Ron
And when he tried some dwarven lovin'
Carl said "No!"
And she said it with a voice like a mastodon

Ron once had a trove of silver and gold
He had mounds which he slept upon
His treasure hoard would impress a mighty king
Didn't eat steak, he ate filet mignon

Ron thought some more then he said "Wait a sec!
I've only seen Carl with clothes on!"
So off came her dress and he had quite a shock
Now you know why they laughed at a dwarf named Ron

The Golblins, the Trolls, the Ogres and Gnolls
They all laughed at a dwarf named Ron
But the dragons didn't laugh
'Cause after all they're dragons
And dragons don't care about a dwarf named Ron

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from The Feast Of The Mantis, track released October 31, 2010
Vocals by the Count Steed Memorial Choir of Middleboro, MA

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